I'm still an ass.

As in bum. Corny. So most of the last few days have been spent at home, under house arrest. Anlakas mambatas ng nanay ko e. Sweetness and Neil suggested I start a coup already, but sadly, I don't have military support as of yet. Supot. Pinauwi ba naman ako in the middle of job hunting, at 12 noon. Para 'kong batang papatulugin ng siesta. Anyway naggagaguhan na lang kami ni Utoy sa bahay.

Me: (opens bedroom door, which Utoy accidentally shut himself into a few seconds ago)
Utoy: (rushes out, smiling) "Thanks Tita, happy birthday!"

Labo men. Pero natawa 'ko. Forgot to mention here that I bought a phone already. Nagkita kami ni Yumul sa Shang tas umikot kami sa stress door (yung revolving doors nila na nakaka-stress) at pumunta sa Star Mall para maghanap ng murang cell. At ito yung nabili namin. It has better features than my previous phone, but unfortunately it's not as cute.


Pwede na rin. Ganyan na ganyan, white talaga yung housing. Mas gusto ko sana yung silver e. Anyway last week asa CTC SPG ako, tas may mga konyong dumating at nag-usap sila about graduating and all the other shit konyos talk about.

Girl Konyo: "Parang, you know the morality daw for smoking?"

Nakinig ako bigla, kase di ba interesting yung subject ng conversation?

Girl Konyo: (continuing) "Parang, I forgot."

Nalabuan sya sa sarili nya e. Haha. So katulad nga ng sinabi ko kanina asa bahay lang ako palagi. Isang gabi andaming sunod-sunod na tumawag sa landline namin, lahat ako hinahanap.

Lola: "Para kang kandidato."

Wahahaha. Anyway isang buwan na lang board exam na.

Ewan ko. Bahala na.