Yagochi

I have this Japanese friend who, unlike most of the Japanese, isn't very polite. Which makes him SOOOO much funner.

This Is How He Invites - Sincerely.
Yagow: hello
Yagow: I sincerely want you to come, please.
Yagow: OK?
Me: i really have to ask my mom first. she doesn't like it when i go out too much.
Yagow: i want to meet your mother.
Yagow: and tell her
Me: what? 無理でしょう
Yagow: that you smoke in japan.
Me: I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


This Is Us Fucking With The Language Barrier
Yagow: Do you know?
Me: i don't really remember
Yagow: 分かり申した。
Me: nani?
Yagow: I said okay.
Yagow: 分かり申した。
Yagow: 分かり申した。＝I understand.
Yagow: OK?
Me: 「分かりました」でしょう
Yagow: Dont teach me nihongo!
Me: XD


This Is Me Protecting My Privacy
Me: i'm gonna put on my blog that i teach you nihongo
Me: >:)
Me: ANYWAY
[few minutes of silence, during which I learn from a friend that he is asking her for my blog]
Me: OI DON'T LOOK FOR MY BLOG
Yagow: Dont talk with her!!
Me: YOU'RE talking with her!!!
Yagow: yes...
Yagow: sorry... ...
Me: you're so kulet


This Is Yagochi Being Skwater
Me: お願いします。
Me: m(-_-)m
Yagow: Dont use japanese style!!
Yagow: orz
Me: XD
Me: orz, wahahahahaha
Yagow: you understand?
Me: yes
Me: don't teach me about orz!!!
Yagow: Orz
Yagow: big head version
Me: XD
Me: skwateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

Haha kulet amp. Wala share ko lang. It reaaaaaaaaaaaally bugs me that he can't have a code name now, though. Ugh. But thankfully he still makes for fun conversation. :)