Quotable Quotes

Here they are. Quotable quotes accumulated over five
months of intensive training at ADTX. I don't know how
we managed to squeeze in this amount of quotable
quotes on top of everything else we were doing, but we
did. Enjoy.

ACTION BATCH 7 QUOTABLE QUOTES

Unfair!
Minami-sensei: "Aaw, that's life."

Trash Talk
Nico: "Di ba sa Ateneo at UP lang may MIS?"
Jamie: "Oo. Sa mga magagandang schools lang ata meron
nun e."

Humility
Minami-sensei: "Sono tokei, suteki desu ne." (Your
watch is nice.)
Piito-san: "Hai, suteki desu."
Minami-sensei: "Aay, be humble."

Nag-aayos si Jamie
Nico: "Wala naman si Honda-sensei a."
Ren: (out of nowhere) "Praktis."

Chismis
Ryan: "Yung mga nagdedeny daw, yun yung totoo."
Jamie: "Baket, di naman ako nagdedeny a."

After Ren and Kabo's 45-minute explanation of a PM
problem
Ren: "Questions, comments?"
Lany: "Mou ichido onegaishimasu." (One more time
please.)

First Mock PhilNITS Exam
Sir Brye: "Wag kayong mag-aaral tonight a."
Batch 7: "Kahit araw-araw sir."

Everybody's favorite kaiwa (conversation)
Hannah: "Oosakajo Kouen eki de aishimashoo." (Let's
make love at Osaka Castle Park station.)
Honda-sensei: "Ehh???"

Later
Lany: "Baka nag-aadvance reading si Hannah."

Much later
Ryan: "Ano'ng chapter ba yon?"

May malaking stain sa libro ni Ren
Nico: "Nilabasan ka?"
Ren: "Dami naman nyan."

Ang simula ng Nico-Mitzi story
Nico: "Sino pa ba yung mga nage-MRT?"
Daniel: "Nagtatanong ka pa e nasulat mo na yung gusto
mong kasama."

Efficiency
Daniel: "Si Nico efficient. Napagsabay nya yung
pagbili ng chocolate saka pagde-date."

The Shukudai Group
Kataas-taasang Amiel
Propetang Jamie
Dalisay na Daniel
Friendship na Marci
Kabait-baitang Sir Nep
Kalive-ing Val
... plus Lany

Wala lang
Daniel: "Ano'ng rating mo kay Sir Ricky, from one to
ten?"
Jamie: "Mga 8."
Marci: "6 or 7."
Daniel. "E di 9 pala 'ko."

Swak
Daniel: "Nakakatakot kausap si Honda-sensei, parang
laging nanghaharrass."

Renshuu kaiwa using atarashii kotoba "nugimasu"
(Practice using new word "to undress")
Honda: "Don't worry, this is in byouin (hospital).
This is not kaisha (company), this is not kyoushitsu
(classroom), this is not Oosakajo Kouen."

Sorry I asked
Roda: "Sensei, donna kanojo ga hoshii desu ka?" (What
kind of girlfriend do you like?)
Honda-sensei: "Kirei na kanojo, soshite kawaii,
soshite sexy, soshite OOKII..." (Beautiful, cute,
sexy, and BIG.)

Sorry I asked, part two
Honda-sensei: "Watashi wa Jamie-san ni puresento o
agetai desu." (I want to give Jamie a present.)
Class: "Doushite?" (Why?)
Sensei: "Suki desu kara." (Because I like her.)
Class: "Doushite?" (Why?)
Sensei: "There's no reason when you love!!!"

Sorry I asked, part three
Honda-sensei: "Anata wa nani o shitai desu ka?" (What
do you want to do?)
Nico: "Aishitai desu." (I want to [make] love.)
Honda-sensei: "Douzo. (Please.) Help yourself."

Nagpapakapossessive si Nico
Kabo: "Parang girlfriend mo na a!"

Honda-sensei commenting that Amiel doesn't show
emotion during kaiwa (conversation)
Amiel: "I'm just following Mira-san! (Miller-san, the
guy from the sample video) (deadpan) 'Arigatou
gozaimasu.'"

Naga words
Jamie: (to Marci) "Hindi mo ba ginagamit yung
'buray'?" (buray = female, uh, thing, in Bicolano)
Marci: "Hinde."

Lessons
Sir Jack: "Ano'ng natutunan nyo sa ECE?"
Nico: "Si Ren kase yung programmer. Ako yung
technician."
Jamie: "Ako writer."
Daniel: "Ako nadapa."

The "Nadapa" issue
Amiel: (tuwing hihirit si Daniel) "Nagsisimula ka na
naman."

After ten years ng pagkwento ni Daniel na nadapa sya
Amiel: "Masyado ka nang kawawa."

Ren
Roda: "Si Ren magiging ninong ng mga anak ko."
Jme: "Si Ren magiging tatay ng mga anak ko."

SourceChex
Nico: "Si Zamodio po pagawin nyo ng program nyo."
Jme: "De sir, gusto ko po wearable technology."
Amiel: "Jamie I hate your guts, ginagamit mo yung
'wearable technology.'"

Ampanget pakinggan
Daniel: "Sige ka Nico, aagawan ka ni Amiel."
Amiel: "Lagi mo akong pinapasubo."

Atarashii Nihongo
"Kudasai desu ka?" (??)
"Hai, nijuusai desu." (Yes, 20 years old.)

Referring to his banana
Ren: (seryoso) "Wala kasing ulo 'to e, anliit pa.
Sanay kase ako sa mahaba."

Redundant repetition
Sir Jack: "Yung semaphores, dalawang two types yun..."

Uwi na
Jme: (nauunang maglakad) "Wag mo nga akong sundan."
Daniel: "Ngayon lang ako nakakita na nasa harap ng
biktima naglalakad yung rapist."

Bait talaga ni Amiel
Jme: "Inaantok ako."
Amiel: "Gusto mong damayan kita?"

Barot
Masuda: "Barot wa kowaii desu!!!" (Balot is scary!)
Daniel: "Iie, kawaii desu." (No, it's cute.)

Truly Quotable Quotes
Marci: "SOOmeemaaSEN."
Daniel: "SOOmeemaa - sumimasen."
Marci: "Ganito yung bago - sumimaSEN!"
Ren: "Hindi ako sensei."
Daniel: "Jargons ba yan?"
Daniel: (to Honda-sensei) "Stars o mitai desu ka?"
(You want to see stars?)
Mr. Suave: (with feelings) "Nani ga hoshii desu ka?"
Nico: "Dono buray kakarimasu ka?"
Sir Brye: "Sige na guys. Onegaishimasu."
Sir Nep: "Don't say 'jikan ga arimasen' (there's no
time) kase meron naman."
Jme: "Hindi mo kilala si Topher Grace?"
Jme: "Skwater."

Hindi quotes pero quotable pa rin
Kilay ni Marge
K2G dance
Katawan
Bongga Ka Day
Porn star-slash-stripper moves ni Mitzi

Friendster Profiling
Amiel: "If you are interesting, then you could be my
friend. Add me now: amielvincent@yahoo.com."
Amiel: "Babaguhin ko na yung profile ko. 'Gwapo and
humble.'"
Lany: (in big bold letters) "I'M CUTE!!!"
Val: "BEAUTIFUL and SMART siyempre. he, he, he..."

Gusto raw ni Mitzi si Scarlett Johannsen
Kabo: "I like Scarlett Johannsen too, but probably for
different reasons."
Mitzi: "I like her but I don't wanna *do* her."
Daniel: "Wag mo naman akong paringgan."

Acronym
Minami-sensei on ADTX's new name: "AWS. Ah, Watashi wa
Sugoi." (I am amazing.)

Get your particles right
Class: "Sensei, kyou wa kirei desu ne." (You're
beautiful today.)
Minami-sensei: "Kyou WA?!" (Today [lang]?)
Class: "Kyou MO!" (Today too!)

Get your particles right, part two
Masuda-sensei: "Masuda-sensei wa wakakute kirei na
sensei desu." (I am a young and beautiful teacher.)
Hannah: "Sou desu... KA." (Is that so.)
Masuda-sensei: "Sou desu NE!!!" (I agree!)

Andami nang lapis ni Sel
Sel: "E iniiwan nila sa mesa ko e!"

Nang Bumawi si Marge
"Naku baka ayaw sa 'kin ni Ren... kakantahan ko na
lang sya. 'Akin ka na lang...'"
(to Ren) "Reynaldo ka ba?" (Uh, Randolph ata...)
"Hindi ko pa napapanood yung Spiderman 3..."
"Ano'ng pangalan ni Antonio Banderas?"
(on Shrek) "Ano'ng pangalan nung ogre?"
(cheering) "Gambare! Gambare! Gambare! Ren."

Ren!!!
(on programming) "Hindi ako kasing adik ni Marci."
(on Roda's mataray na niece) "Baka sinasapian ni
Roda."
Sir Elmer: "Sa dati ko kaseng company, walang Action
training, mostly self-study."
Ren: (aside) "Same here."

On his "Detective Conan" and "Kare Kano" manga
Jme: "Ano'ng mas maganda?"
Ren: "Mas 'girl' yung isa..."
Jme: "Mas 'girl'? Masama ba yon?"
Ren: "Hinde. Baka kase ayaw mo e."

Na-bully din sa wakas si Daniel
Daniel: "May bug yung program."
Ren: "Ano'ng sabi mo Daniel?"
Daniel: "..."

Payabangan
Marci: "Mas tanga 'ko sa 'yo."
Jme: "Hinde, ako."
Marci: "Ako nga nadapa e."
Jme: "Ako nga laging nadadapa e, ang tanga-tanga ko."
Amiel: "Ako nga nadapa na hindi ko pa alam e."

Watching The Late Show with David Letterman
Nico: "Nakakatawa yan! Yan saka si David Letterman!"
Kabo: "Sino ba yan?"
Nico: "Si Larry King."

Batch 7 Mottos
Jme: "To each his own."
Amiel: "Ako rin meron. 'The food is mine.'"
Chain text: "Don't go with the flow; create them. -
Daniel Dante Dandy Danduy Dandansuy TheDandyMan
Calaoagan... Send this to 12 pipol within 1 second or
ADTX will hire u..."

Wakan
Jme: "Ano yung tinuro mo sa 'kin Ren?"
Ren: (defensive agad) "Ha? Di ako nagturo sa 'yo nun!"
Jme: "Ikaw! Mangko ba yun?" (mangko = buray in
Nihongo)
Ren: "..."
Jme: "Sabi ko na ikaw nagturo sa 'kin nun e."
Ren: (hurt) "Andami kong tinuro sa 'yo yun pa yung
natandaan mo."

There's no such thing as a free lunch
Jme: "Sina sensei palagi tayong pinapakain - pizza,
cake..."
Amiel: "Oo nga. Parang sinasabi nila, 'Mag-aral naman
kayo... Mahiya naman kayo...'"

Condom?
Ren: "Wala akong dala non. Goma na lang."
Jme: "Wala raw syang dalang ganon, KY lang.
Lubricant."
Amiel: "Pang-kotse ba yun?"

Unfair
Jme: "Andaya nina sir, naka-laptop pa e kami ambulok
ng mga computer."
Sir Nep: "Personal naman yung gamit ko a!"
Daniel: "E nasan na yung personal namin?"

Get your adjectives right
Masuda-sensei: "Ashita wa jugyou ga arimasen."
(Tomorrow we don't have class.)
Ran: "Yokatta desu ne." (That's good.)
Masuda-sensei: "Zannen desu ne!!!" (That's terrible!)

After a day of absence, bago ang shirt ni Amiel
Daniel: "Hindi ka naman nagkasakit e, nag-shopping ka
lang!"
Amiel: "Sale daw ng gamot sa Mall of Asia e. Sabi ko
sa botika gamot e, eto yung binigay nya sa 'kin."

Petix time
Jme: "Bakit wala tayong ginagawa? May pinapagawa ba?"
Amiel: "Mag-check daw ng mail."
Daniel: "Akala ko porn."

Agawan
Daniel: "Inagaw daw kase ni Jme kay Marci si Amiel."
Amiel: "Public property kaya ako."

On the previous quotable quote
Amiel: "Kasali pa ba yon? Past twelve na a."

Better luck next time, Ren
Ren: (on 'hana'/'buray') "Yun ba yung man...? Man...?
Mangko? Ay!"

Ang over-exposed na tiyan ni Nico
Mitzi: "Laki na, ano'ng pangalan?"
Nico: (to Lany) "Anak namin."
Mitzi: "Anak ni Nico, hindi akin yan."

What are some of the effects of conflicts within
teams?
Daniel: "Nagkakaron ng conflict."

Recitation
Murakami-sensei: "Daniel-san, pick [the next
speaker]."
Daniel: "Amiel-san."
Amiel: "Nagulat ako."

Wala lang.
Murakami-sensei: "Naze hataraite imasu ka?" (Why do
you work?)
Class: "For kazoku." (family)
Lany: "For denki dai." (electric bill)
Amiel: "For fun."

Adik
Lany: "Ano'ng nasakyan mo?"
Ren: "BF Pilar."
Lany: "Tapos?"
Ren: "Na-late ako."

Quiz: Vocab
Bitter: ?r?[?^?[ (biitaah)
Furniture:?@?t?@?[?j?`???[ (faanichaa)
Assembly: ?A?Z???u?? (asemburu)
?È?P?F?@?G?[?E?A?? (ewan)
Exercise:?@?G?b?N?Z???T?C?X?ð?@?µ?Ü?· (ekuserusaisu)

Daniel sucking ice and spitting it out again into his
McFloat
Lany: "Ang babuy nito."
Amiel: "Hindi kaya yun ginagawa ng mga babuy."

Walking under the hot sun
Daniel: "Iitim ako!"

Walking under the hot sun, part two
Daniel: "Nadagdagan na naman ang melanin ko."
Amiel: "May paglalagyan pa ba?"

SourceCheX Team Pictures - Daniel, Ren, Jamie
Daniel: "Bakit ang itim ko?!"

Evolution ng Swim Lanes
Daniel: "Swimlings."
Jme: "Swim links."
Ren: "Fish lanes."

Ang hirap ng SourceChex
Nico: "Okay lang, may kagrupo kayong halimaw."
Ren: "Hindi ako... Tao ako. Tao lang po."

On Daniel making the use case diagrams
Ren: "Nung last project parang hindi naman natin sya
nagamit e."
Jme: "Para lang pahirapan si Daniel."
Daniel: "Hindi nga ako pinagpawisan."
Ren: "Pero kung gustong-gusto nya, hindi ko naman sya
pipigilan."

Hindi alam ni Marci kung ano ang "helipad"
Jme: "Pad yun a, hindi parang iPod."
Marci: "Parang lipad?"

Kulet
Nico: "Nagulat ako! Nakaubos ako ng apat na burger."
Mitzi: "Nagulat ka e inorder mo yun."

Nico: (singing) "Magpatuli ka na..."
Lany: "Sino'ng sinasabihan mo nyan?"
Mitzi: "Ako."
Lany: "Bakit ikaw?"
Mitzi: "Tutubuan ako nyan."

Ren and Kabo
Jamie: "Yun yung dalawang halimaw."
Daniel: "Yun yung dalawang nasa kalingkingan ko."

Marci: "FYI."
Mitzi: "For You and I."

Naka-perfect si Amiel sa daily quiz dahil sa maliit
nyang handwriting
Amiel: "Ngayon lang ako naka-perfect kalokohan pa."

On being a Math Wizard
Amiel: "Grade 6 yung mga kalaban ko dun, college na
'ko. Kung di pa 'ko mag-champion dun."

Warui time ni Daniel
Amiel: "Ang dalisay na naman nito."

Warui time pa rin ni Daniel
Jamie: (to Daniel) "Akala ko kase seryoso ka e."
Amiel: "Nakita mo na bang seryoso yan. E seryoso lang
yan tuwing nagtatanong."

Oo nga
Daniel: "Si Lany maaga gumagawa ng shukudai (homework)
para lang makapagyabang."

Sinisinok si Ren
Jme: "Sige gugulatin kita. Buntis ako, Ren. Ikaw ang
ama."
Ren: "Kung si Daniel sinabi mo mas maniniwala pa 'ko."

On Marci making the FolderBrowser program
Jamie: "Akala ko si Marci gumawa e, halimaw!"
Ren: "Parang tetris lang yan."

Nanghahalik na naman si Nico
Mitzi: "Repressed si Nico. Hindi ko binibigyan e."

Nihongo review
Jamie: "Nalilito ako kay Marci, napagpapalit nya kase
yung 'e' saka 'i', yung 'o' saka 'u'."
Amiel: "Transitive intransitive lang naman yun e."

Minami-sensei wa kibishii desu
Minami-sensei: "Kibishikunai desu, kirei desu." (Not
strict, beautiful.)

Ganun naman pala kase e
Nico: "Mali lang siguro yung analyzation ko."

Waiting for the Burger King delivery while raining
Ren: "Hala, yung chicken tenders magiging tinola na."

Amputi ni Mitzi
Mitzi: "Hindi naman ako albino. Mas kawawa yung mga
albino."

Ayaw ni Amiel maging roommate si Jamie
Jamie: "Ayaw nya kaseng masira yung pangako nya sa
sarili nya. Hindi raw madudungisan yung dangal nya
bago sya magpakasal."
Amiel: "Hinde. Hindi ako magpapagapang sa lalaki."

Nihongo practice
Daniel: "Pinipili ko lang yung pinakamahaba e."
Amiel: "Effective pala yun, akala ko pang-PhilNITS
lang yun."

Daniel: "Chigaumasu."

Jamie: "Ikaw kaya yung nagpauso ng lahat ng sentence
may 'kaya.'"
Amiel: "Hindi." (pause) "O di ba bitin."

Akala ko ba hindi na tuloy
Jamie: "Gusto kang kausapin ni Mama, kelan mo raw ako
pananagutan."
Amiel: "Hindi nga pwede kase magpapari ako."

On the PhilNITS reviewers
Amiel: "Ang hirap i-analyze ng ganun. Hindi mo alam
kung alin ang mas mahaba."

Yihee
Jamie: "Kikiligin ako sobra pag naging si Amiel saka
si Marci."
Amiel: "Pano naman yung mga moments natin?"
Jamie: "Alang-alang kay Marci, ok lang."
Amiel: "Wag mo naman kalimutan."

PhilNITS Review
Ren: "Yung formula sa man-months 'Answer equals ten.'"

PhilNITS on October 1
Lany: "Pwede ba nating ipa-move yung PhilNITS?
Kausapin natin si Sir Brye." (palapit si Boss Harold)
"O kay Boss Harold na lang, baka mas powerful sya."

Skwater
Jamie: "Ang skwater mo sir!"
Sir Brye: "Oo nga, skwater nga ako."

Meebo mode
Marci: "Sabi ni Sir Maui beebo mode ka raw."
Jamie: "Pakisabi kay Sir Maui skwater sya."
Marci: (after a few seconds) "Sabi ni Sir Maui taong
grasa ka daw."

English mode ni Marci
Marci: (referring to her pencil) "Confirm ko lang.
This is mine, right?"

More English mode
Jamie: "Page 32."
Marci: "Excuse me?"

ENGLISH MODE PA RIN
Marci: "Wanna die?"
Daniel: "Yes please. Can I say sorry?"

Celsius daw
Daniel: "Hindi ba centigrade?"
Amiel: "E pareho lang yun e!"
Daniel: "Sorry, com sci lang. Pag ako nagtanong
tungkol sa mouse..."

Bagong gupit si Amiel
Jme: "Buhay pa?"
Amiel: "May anak daw sya e. Maliit pa daw."

After the grad awards
Ren: (true blue La Sallite) "Andaya, bakit dalawa yung
blue?!"

Kulet ng batchmates ko 'no. Anyway more petix mode
today. La pang gagawin e. Mag-aaral na nga lang ako ng
C++.

JP PEACE NA TAYO!!!