porn star: c berdie bagong chupet
porn star: ang taba ng mukha
skwater: hahaha talaga?
skwater: yaaaak may asawa na yan e
porn star: yaa d na sya virgin
skwater: wahahahahahaha XD
Kulet mo teng. Hahahahahaha XD Anyway balita ko nabasa ng mga kinauukulan yung post ko tungkol sa kanila (see this.) Ang masasabi ko lang... I was on drugs nung sinulat ko yun, I didn't mean ANY of it!!!
To Aldy: Mishu na. :'(
To Vren: Pag ikaw nag-feeling ka sisipain kita dyan pag-uwi ko.
To Boah and Bondi: Pag-uumpugin ko kayong dalawa mga gago kayo a.
To Berdie: Congrats hindi ka na virgin :)
Haha. Ang weird malaman na nakakarating sa mga tao yung sinusulat ko tungkol sa kanila. I feel so exposed. Dati kasi si Dulce lang nagbabasa nito e. XD
Sana lang hindi maging bored si Lunch Guy isang araw at i-search ang pangalan nya sa Google, at malaman nyang ang unang-unang hit ay ang blog na 'to. I would be so dead.
Saturday, December 22, 2007
Sunday, December 16, 2007
KMBT Bounenkai / Cute Japanese Boys Post
Last Friday, December 14, our KMBT bosses Inui-san and Jun-kun held a bounenkai (end-of-year party) for us lowly contractuals (AWS, Sky, VSN, Fujisoft, atbp.) at this restaurant - bar? - in the Osaka area. I was having a really bad day kaya inisip ko talaga kailangan mag-enjoy ako! Nomihoudai 'to!!! (Note: Click on picture to get full effect)
Eto asa Hankyuu station kami. In fairness kasabay namin pumunta sa Osaka from Itami yung mga boss a. (L-R: Jp, Sir Dante, Sir Butch, Jim, Joan, Jamie, Athan, Tsuboi-san, Inui-san and Jun-kun.)
Lahat ng AWS peeps sa KMBT sa letter J nagsisimula ang pangalan. May rule kasi ata na hindi ka pwedeng ma-assign dito kung hindi ganon pangalan mo e. John Patrick, Jose Dante, Jim Francis, Jonathan Eastmael, Joan Katherine, Jeffrey Patrick, Jamie Ann. Except si Sir Butch.
Sir Butch: (explaining) "Kasi hindi kumpleto yung J kung walang B."
Sa resto, ka-table din namin yung mga big bosses! Favorite ang AWS amp. Lakas Pinoy! (Others: Takada-san, Sugano-san, and Kawai-san, mga Sky peeps.)
Shet hindi ako nalaseng pero kunwari na lang para ok lang na papicture kami nang papicture! Haha XD Eto naman mga VSN peeps. Sorry di ko sila kilala masyado. Lang cute e.
This is the picture I never thought would actually materialize. Matagal ko na syang minemention dito sa blog ko. Laging asa YM status ko. Ayoko sa kanya nung una e, pero his habits - constantly unlocking his jaw, yung tawa nyang pang-asar, yung mystery ng pagka-sweet nya sa lahat ng mga tao except sa mga babae - these habits grow on you. Kaya may love-hate relationship kami nito e. Lakas mang-suplado pero pag nanlambing, nakakalimutan ko lahat ng hinanakit ko sa buhay. Kaya nung dumaan sya sa may table namin, picture agad kahit stolen lang!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, meet Anjo, ang boss kong hindi ko makausap ng matino hindi dahil sa Nihongo kundi dahil sa overwhelming guilt at panghihinayang na nararamdaman ko tuwing naaalala kong may asawa na sya. Syeeeeeeet. Hahaha joke lang Athan. XD
Wahaha picture after nya umalis at tuwang-tuwa ako sa kajologsan namin.
Eto naman si Boyfriend, so named dahil akala namin hot gay couple sila ni Anjo dati. (Anlambing kasi sa kanya ni Anjo e.) Ang gwapo nya, shet. Hindi na 'to stolen dahil umandar na naman ang katarantaduhan ni Jim - binenta ako sa boss nina Boyfriend (Kawai-san, guy in white shirt) at sinabing gusto ko raw magpapicture kasama si Boyfriend. I was like, "No no no no nooooooooooooooh!!!" pero shempre hindi ko rin kayang palampasin ang chance, wahahahahaha XD Pero ohmygod I still have to see these people on Monday. Hindi ko na sya tuloy maso-small talk pag kami lang ang tao sa yosihan, syet.
Jamie: "Yoshida-san wa, itsumo, maishuu no kinyoubi, yasumi desu ne."
Boyfriend: "A, iie iie. Itsumo ja nai. Suimasen."
Jamie: "..."
Jim: (laughs his head off at the side)
Wala akong maisip sabihin e. Totoo namang lagi syang absent pag Friday. At least alam nyang napapansin ko. At namimiss ko sya. Kaya siguro sya nag-sorry. Harharhar XD
Eto since "Cute Japanese Boys" ang title ng post ko. Arashi sandwich. Cute di ba.
Haha anyway back to the bounenkai. Wag mo na pansinin si Athan. Picture namin ni Jim after the party. Wagi na naman sa mga pictures.
Jim: "Sa picture naman nagsisimula ang lahat e."
Sou desu ne. ;)
Eto asa Hankyuu station kami. In fairness kasabay namin pumunta sa Osaka from Itami yung mga boss a. (L-R: Jp, Sir Dante, Sir Butch, Jim, Joan, Jamie, Athan, Tsuboi-san, Inui-san and Jun-kun.)
Lahat ng AWS peeps sa KMBT sa letter J nagsisimula ang pangalan. May rule kasi ata na hindi ka pwedeng ma-assign dito kung hindi ganon pangalan mo e. John Patrick, Jose Dante, Jim Francis, Jonathan Eastmael, Joan Katherine, Jeffrey Patrick, Jamie Ann. Except si Sir Butch.
Sir Butch: (explaining) "Kasi hindi kumpleto yung J kung walang B."
Sa resto, ka-table din namin yung mga big bosses! Favorite ang AWS amp. Lakas Pinoy! (Others: Takada-san, Sugano-san, and Kawai-san, mga Sky peeps.)
Shet hindi ako nalaseng pero kunwari na lang para ok lang na papicture kami nang papicture! Haha XD Eto naman mga VSN peeps. Sorry di ko sila kilala masyado. Lang cute e.
This is the picture I never thought would actually materialize. Matagal ko na syang minemention dito sa blog ko. Laging asa YM status ko. Ayoko sa kanya nung una e, pero his habits - constantly unlocking his jaw, yung tawa nyang pang-asar, yung mystery ng pagka-sweet nya sa lahat ng mga tao except sa mga babae - these habits grow on you. Kaya may love-hate relationship kami nito e. Lakas mang-suplado pero pag nanlambing, nakakalimutan ko lahat ng hinanakit ko sa buhay. Kaya nung dumaan sya sa may table namin, picture agad kahit stolen lang!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, meet Anjo, ang boss kong hindi ko makausap ng matino hindi dahil sa Nihongo kundi dahil sa overwhelming guilt at panghihinayang na nararamdaman ko tuwing naaalala kong may asawa na sya. Syeeeeeeet. Hahaha joke lang Athan. XD
Wahaha picture after nya umalis at tuwang-tuwa ako sa kajologsan namin.
Eto naman si Boyfriend, so named dahil akala namin hot gay couple sila ni Anjo dati. (Anlambing kasi sa kanya ni Anjo e.) Ang gwapo nya, shet. Hindi na 'to stolen dahil umandar na naman ang katarantaduhan ni Jim - binenta ako sa boss nina Boyfriend (Kawai-san, guy in white shirt) at sinabing gusto ko raw magpapicture kasama si Boyfriend. I was like, "No no no no nooooooooooooooh!!!" pero shempre hindi ko rin kayang palampasin ang chance, wahahahahaha XD Pero ohmygod I still have to see these people on Monday. Hindi ko na sya tuloy maso-small talk pag kami lang ang tao sa yosihan, syet.
Jamie: "Yoshida-san wa, itsumo, maishuu no kinyoubi, yasumi desu ne."
Boyfriend: "A, iie iie. Itsumo ja nai. Suimasen."
Jamie: "..."
Jim: (laughs his head off at the side)
Wala akong maisip sabihin e. Totoo namang lagi syang absent pag Friday. At least alam nyang napapansin ko. At namimiss ko sya. Kaya siguro sya nag-sorry. Harharhar XD
Eto since "Cute Japanese Boys" ang title ng post ko. Arashi sandwich. Cute di ba.
Haha anyway back to the bounenkai. Wag mo na pansinin si Athan. Picture namin ni Jim after the party. Wagi na naman sa mga pictures.
Jim: "Sa picture naman nagsisimula ang lahat e."
Sou desu ne. ;)
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Damn you Friendster horoscope.
Friendster Horoscope for December 11, 2007
Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
The Bottom Line
A new business or professional opportunity will pop up very early in your day today.
In Detail
A new business or professional opportunity will pop up very early in your day today, but the timing might not be totally right. Resist the urge to force things. Listen to your gut and if you don't feel ready to take anything new on, don't take it on. Trying to make a square peg fit into a round hole will only end in frustration -- and perhaps a broken peg. Self-preservation is important today, so keep track of your resources, your energy level, and your social commitments!
I love Anjo. To bits. Jamie log Sugano. And then Monday night I had to receive this email from Richard Gere (big KMBT boss) addressed, literally, to 87 other people, announcing that... that...
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH :'(
I don't care whatever the hell those morons in in KMBT say. Nobody can replace Anjo. EVER.
Sorry in advance if ever I don't reply to online messages. It doesn't mean I don't like you, it just means I'm dying. One bug at a time.
Sunday, December 09, 2007
I don't care if nobody else understands this. Part 2.
From: Jim
To: Jamie
Sent: Monday, December 10, 2007, 12:58:42 AM
Otsukaresamadeshita.
From: Jamie
To: Jim Sent: Monday, December 10, 2007 1:11:58 AM
Yoku dekimashita. Korekara mo gambarimashou.
Otsukaresama deshita.
We really did, too. ;b
To: Jamie
Sent: Monday, December 10, 2007, 12:58:42 AM
Otsukaresamadeshita.
From: Jamie
To: Jim Sent: Monday, December 10, 2007 1:11:58 AM
Yoku dekimashita. Korekara mo gambarimashou.
Otsukaresama deshita.
We really did, too. ;b
Saturday, December 08, 2007
Early Influence
“On the question of pedophilia, The White Book was unequivocal: it formally advised against Thailand, which no longer had anything to recommend it, if indeed it ever had. It was much better to go to the Philippines or, better still, to Cambodia—the journey might be dangerous, but it was worth the effort.” - from Platform by Michel Houellebecq.
The movie 8mm refers to the Philippines as a source of snuff movies.
Patis dissed: “The nuoc mam from Phu Quoc Island was the best of all, clear and with an astonishingly subtle taste. . .But the sauce in this restaurant is from the Philippines, very bad, not from Thailand, which at least is a pale second-best.” - from the story Love by Robert Olen Butler.
In the movie Constantine, the possessed girl hisses at Keanu Reeves: “PapaTAYin natin siya!” So Hollywood has established that Tagalog is the language spoken in hell.
- J.Z., "Catalouging"
I remember being a grade schooler and rummaging through my mom's stack of old MOD (was it Women's Today?) magazines in search of her articles. Her column was entitled En Nui, something like that. The most memorable line? "'[Quote],' she said through a mouthful of dead chicken." I dunno, that line killed me. Anyway late last year I found her blog, and now I'm catching up on the stuff I've missed since I was hit by the KMBT bug (no pun intended.)
So yes, I've been reading Jessica Zafra material before she became the Jessica Zafra of the Manananggal stories, the Twisted columns, the talk shows, and most especially the totally drool-worthy association with Ely Buendia, my first serious OPM rock star crush.
In freshman year college, our Introduction to Poetry class had a project that involved creating a journal and writing about "something poetic" at least three times a week. I didn't always write about poetic stuff, just whatever I felt like writing. I looved writing in that journal. I think that project evolved into this blog, maybe. (On a totally off-tangent topic dammit my sentences are completely getting screwed over by 24/7 exposure to Nihongo. My brain is forcing Japanese grammar onto my sentence structures, seriously. If you know what I'm talking about HOW THE HELL DO YOU MANAGE?)
Anyway. Back to Jessica Zafra. Angelique Roux, my third year high school English class teacher, once told me that she doesn't like Jessica Zafra's writing. "Anybody can write like her. All she does is complain." Meanwhile, Paula Cirera, long-time secret crush of one of my "close" friends and one of those who read my original English class journal, wrote in her Friendster testi for me that "i love jame kasi she's funny and she has this cynical, deadpan Jessica Zafra-like writing style that I've always envied."
I'm not lifting my own chair. (Dammit my English is seriously being warped by spending too much time around Jim the God of Bug Fixing and Misuse of the English Language.) Reading Jessica's blog tonight, I realized, Pau may be right. Not about the funny and cynical and deadpan and enviable writing style part, just the Jessica Zafra-like part. I find her stuff really funny and intellectual and God I only wish I could write - or complain, as Miss Roux would put it - half as good as she does. It sounds really weird to say this, but maybe my mom's women's magazines helped turn me into the blogger I am today.
If I'm lucky, I too will have Ely Buendia's number on my phonebook someday. ;b
Haha. Wala lang. Hindi ako makatulog sa excitement for Dec9. :D
The movie 8mm refers to the Philippines as a source of snuff movies.
Patis dissed: “The nuoc mam from Phu Quoc Island was the best of all, clear and with an astonishingly subtle taste. . .But the sauce in this restaurant is from the Philippines, very bad, not from Thailand, which at least is a pale second-best.” - from the story Love by Robert Olen Butler.
In the movie Constantine, the possessed girl hisses at Keanu Reeves: “PapaTAYin natin siya!” So Hollywood has established that Tagalog is the language spoken in hell.
- J.Z., "Catalouging"
I remember being a grade schooler and rummaging through my mom's stack of old MOD (was it Women's Today?) magazines in search of her articles. Her column was entitled En Nui, something like that. The most memorable line? "'[Quote],' she said through a mouthful of dead chicken." I dunno, that line killed me. Anyway late last year I found her blog, and now I'm catching up on the stuff I've missed since I was hit by the KMBT bug (no pun intended.)
So yes, I've been reading Jessica Zafra material before she became the Jessica Zafra of the Manananggal stories, the Twisted columns, the talk shows, and most especially the totally drool-worthy association with Ely Buendia, my first serious OPM rock star crush.
In freshman year college, our Introduction to Poetry class had a project that involved creating a journal and writing about "something poetic" at least three times a week. I didn't always write about poetic stuff, just whatever I felt like writing. I looved writing in that journal. I think that project evolved into this blog, maybe. (On a totally off-tangent topic dammit my sentences are completely getting screwed over by 24/7 exposure to Nihongo. My brain is forcing Japanese grammar onto my sentence structures, seriously. If you know what I'm talking about HOW THE HELL DO YOU MANAGE?)
Anyway. Back to Jessica Zafra. Angelique Roux, my third year high school English class teacher, once told me that she doesn't like Jessica Zafra's writing. "Anybody can write like her. All she does is complain." Meanwhile, Paula Cirera, long-time secret crush of one of my "close" friends and one of those who read my original English class journal, wrote in her Friendster testi for me that "i love jame kasi she's funny and she has this cynical, deadpan Jessica Zafra-like writing style that I've always envied."
I'm not lifting my own chair. (Dammit my English is seriously being warped by spending too much time around Jim the God of Bug Fixing and Misuse of the English Language.) Reading Jessica's blog tonight, I realized, Pau may be right. Not about the funny and cynical and deadpan and enviable writing style part, just the Jessica Zafra-like part. I find her stuff really funny and intellectual and God I only wish I could write - or complain, as Miss Roux would put it - half as good as she does. It sounds really weird to say this, but maybe my mom's women's magazines helped turn me into the blogger I am today.
If I'm lucky, I too will have Ely Buendia's number on my phonebook someday. ;b
Haha. Wala lang. Hindi ako makatulog sa excitement for Dec9. :D
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)